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some kind of fucking zombie cat Jan. 13th, 2007 @ 03:29 pm
15:14 <ian> well
15:14 <ian> the side of my chin is really swollen
15:14 <ian> i haven't really done anything to it either
15:14 <ian> it just seems to get worse
15:17 <k> maybe you rolled over and slept on that part of your face at some point.
15:18 <ian> doubtful
15:18 <ian> it hurts too much
15:25 <sb> diabetes.
15:25 <ian> aids
15:25 <sb> aidsabetes
15:26 <k> diabetaids
15:26 <sb> the ultimate disease.
15:26 <k> depending on which is more prominent.

I'm jesus lol Jan. 3rd, 2007 @ 02:27 am
Maybe the most succinct indictment of Christianity I have ever read:

"a mythical anthropomorphic "Bible-God" who impregnated a virgin in order to give birth to himself in order to be sacrificed to himself in order to sit beside himself in order to save the world from himself as some kinda weird experiment in redemption."

http://digg.com/general_sciences/Richard_Dawkins_is_Person_of_the_Year_2006#c4523460

Doubleya tee eff Dec. 17th, 2006 @ 10:32 pm
It's december and my air conditioner is on.

... Dec. 4th, 2006 @ 05:32 am

poor taste Dec. 1st, 2006 @ 10:13 pm
<kay> THIS FALL: Adolf Hitler IS Steve Austin in "The Six Million Dead Jew Man"
<kay> we can rebuild the German economy
<kay> we have the technology
<kay> what's this? a jewish owned store? *hurtles a rock through the window in slow motion while bionic-noise sound effect is played*
<kay> *performs "sieg heil" salute with bionic arm*
<kay> *allies surrender*
Other entries
» I saw Ladytron
20.10.2006
USA DALLAS TX GYPSY TEA ROOM, DALLAS, TX



It was excellent.
» Hear hear
01:10 <k> ATTN: EVERYONE RE: ZOMBIES, NINJAS, PIRATES, ROBOTS
01:10 <k> SHUT UP
» lordy lordy
look who's thordy. ehh.. thirty.
» Pale blue dot
http://www.bigskyastroclub.org/pale_blue_dot.htm

So eloquent.
» Drinking tip
The individual ingredients of martinis should probably never be consumed separately.
» I don't know
Had a dream the other night that I was in my uncle's house making out with Christine from You Can't Do That on Television. I guess boyhood crushes die hard.


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